Uncover the ways Electric French Fries (the company) bills you and cancel your Human-to-Cat Translator Deluxe subscription.
A few things to note and do before cancelling:
1. Human-to-Cat Translator actually performs audio analysis on your voice (for reals) and regurgitates carefully bastardized meows according to your input.
2. With over 175 quality samples from more than 25 cats, Human-to-Cat Translator dares to impress even the most ill-tempered sourpuss.
3. Human-to-Cat Translator also includes a 16-meow soundboard for instant access to common cat calls.
4. Sounds include different kinds of meowing, bird sounds, mouse sounds, purring and one very angry kitty.
5. Disclaimer: This app is intended for entertainment purposes only and does not provide true Human-to-Cat Translating functionality.
6. Please note: Cats (and other pets) will often respond to the sounds produced by this app.
7. Cat playing hard to get? Instantly translate your voice into meows and get kitty's attention.
8. The soundboard contains 16 high quality cat calls to instantly command attention.
9. If your pet displays signs of distress or aggression, discontinue use immediately.
10. No animals were harmed in the making of this app.